People usually ask me why for haven's name I choose to spend my next few years studying. Well here You have some answers for what I think about it.

Top ten reasons why studying is better than sex!

• You can usually find someone to do it with.

• If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

• You can finish early without feelings of guild or shame.

• When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

• A little coffee and you can do it all night.

• If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser".

• You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

• You don't get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

• You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

• If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

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