FUCK

FUCK

A funny little thing

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "FUCK". It is one magical word, which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language "FUCK" falls into manygrammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary) and passiveintransitive (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John); and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of "FUCK".

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

  • GREETINGS..............................."How the fuck are you?"
  • FRAUD......................................."I got fucked by a car dealer.
  • "DISMAY...................................."Oh, fuck it."
  • TROUBLE..................................."Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
  • AGGRESSION............................"Fuck you."
  • DISGUST...................................."Fuck me."
  • CONFUSION.............................. "What the fuck ...?"
  • DIFFICULTY................................"I don't understand this fucking business."
  • DESPAIR....................................."Fucked again."
  • INCOMPETENCE.........................."He fucked up everything."
  • DISPLEASURE............................"What the fuck is going on here?"
  • LOST.........................................."Where the fuck are we?"
  • DISBELIEF..................................."Unfuckingbelievable"
  • RETALIATION............................."Up your fucking ass."

    It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole." It can be used to tell time - "It's five fucking thirty." It can be maternal - "Motherfucker!" It can be political - "Fuck Bush."

    And never forget General Custer's last words: Where did all them fucking Indians come from?" - also, the famous last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that?" - "Where is all this fucking water coming from?"

    The mind fairly boggles at the many creative used of this word. How can anyone be offended whey you say "FUCK"? Use it frequently in your daily speech: it will add to your prestige.

    Today---say to someone---"FUCK YOU!"