OND - Ordo Naturalis Doctrinae - Umeå Universitet

Yogi Bear


There is a bear in Yellow Stone,
Yogi, Yogi,
There is a bear in Yellow Stone,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
CHORUS:
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear,
There is a bear in Yellow Stone,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi's got a little friend,
Booboo, BOOBOO,
Yogi's got a little friend,
Booboo, Booboo Bear.
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR,
YOGI'S GOT A LITTLE FRIEND,
BOOBOO, BOOBOO BEAR.
And similarly:
Yogi's got a girlfriend, CIndy, Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger Ranger, Ranger Smith
Yogi has a little friend ,Boo Boo, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi's got a cheesy knob, cammum, Cammum, Camembert.
Cindy likes it on the fridge, polar, Polar, polar bear.
Boo-Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala, Koala bear.
Booboo likes it up the arse, brown, Brown, brown bear.
Cindy hates it up the arse, something, Something she cant bear.
Yogi's dick is long and green, cucum, Cucum, cucumber.
Cindy likes to shave her pubes, grizzly, Grizzly, grizzly bare.
Cindy's only three feet tall, perfect, perfect, perfect bear.
Yogi has a twelve inch cock, Cindy's a lucky bear.
Cindy likes a me'nage a` trois, she's my kind of bear.
Cindy likes lingerie, teddy, teddy, teddy bear.
Cindy has no teeth, Gummi, Gummi, Gummi bear.
Cindy she has great big tits, More than, More than I can bear.
Yogi got the crabs, itchy, itchy, itchy bear.
Yogi also likes young boys, Poofter, Poofter, Poofter bear.
Yogi likes to roll his own, Smoky, Smoky, Smoky bear.
Ranger Smith lives by himself, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker Smith.
Yogi uses condoms, Clever, Clever, Clever bear.
Boo-Boo pokes holes in them, naughty, naughty, naughty bear.
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