I woke up because someone said "Hi!"
In my bed sat a strange looking guy
He said "Hi, I am "
"I can lie 'til I die"
I asked why but I got no reply
This guy really knew how to lie
I was curious why but too shy
To ask "Why do you lie?"
So all I did was sigh
And eat some of my breakfast pie
The guy soon started to pry
I think he was some kind of spy
I caught him trying my tie
He said "Look at the sky!"
Then he hid it inside of his fly
Because of this, a new tie I must buy
A nice store with ties I went by
"This one I will try"
I said to the guy
In the store, but he started to cry!
"Don't take that, not the one with the !"
"I love it, it's my favourite tie"
"For it I can die,"
"And if take it you try,"
"Your cortex for dinner I'll fry!"
I ran out, 'cause I don't want to die
I'd rather be lacking a tie
And when I got nearby
My neighbour's old sty
I saw fields filled with billowing rye
I thought: "This would be great in a pie"
"With some water, I don't like it dry"
But they were rather high
And each shaped like an i
So I left them alone to ally
I got home, where the guy known as
Sat and cried, sad for being a lie
'Cause this story 'bout
Was a lie, we'll all die
I wish heaven is in the sky!
However, Mike Ketih is more of a piet than I am
And here's another piem from Sean Connollt: