12:45 <noidd> did anyone else notice that the cool lunchbox looks suspiciously like a suitcase nuke
12:45 <CoreDump|afk> noidd: hehe
12:45 <Stephmw> noidd: that's ok, you can't board a plane atm anyway
12:46 <noidd> oh, you heard about my little misunderstanding at the airport then :-P
12:47 <Stephmw> I'd only heard about an expired passport... is there more to the story? ;)
12:47 <noidd> Oh, forget I mentioned anything ;-D
12:48 <noidd> I accidentally brought a banned item into the secured area and got caught
12:49 <noidd> and, to give you an idea of scale.
12:49 <noidd> I thought I was going to make international news and end up at camp gitmo
12:49 <CoreDump|afk> noidd: lol
12:49 <alphaone> noidd: Ouch
12:50 <CoreDump|afk> wth did you carry?
12:50 <alphaone> A sharp pencil?
12:50 <noidd> No, something serious
12:50 <stefan_schmidt> Water bottle
12:50 <Stephmw> a nail clipper?
12:50 <Stephmw> dope?
12:50 <noidd> No.
12:50 <CoreDump|afk> laptop battery?
12:50 <noidd> Let me put it this way.
12:50 <noidd> my laptop bag doubles as a (gun) range bag
12:51 <Stephmw> LOL
12:51 <CoreDump|afk> HEHE
12:51 <noidd> and I hadn't completely emptied it.
12:51 <rwhitby> weapon or ammo?
12:51 <noidd> Wasn't the gun, just ammo
12:51 <Stephmw> noidd: don't they x-ray stuff before entering the secure area in the US?
12:51 <noidd> yeah they did - and that's where they caught it.
12:52 <Stephmw> "Deep cavity search"
12:52 <alphaone> And you live to tell.
12:53 <noidd> I never felt so sick in my life
12:53 <noidd> I thought that it was the end of my life.
12:53 <CoreDump|afk> =D
12:54 <noidd> If I was in any other part of the US other than the south I would have been history
12:54 <CoreDump|afk> well, I know _someone_ who will tripple-check his bags before entering an aitport now
12:54 <alphaone> noidd: How long did it take you to convince them you didn't want to capture the plane?
12:55 <noidd> alphaone: about 20 mins, they they confiscated the ammo and mailed the magazine back to me in the post.
12:55 <noidd> I think they could tell by the way I was vomiting that I was telling the truth
12:56 <alphaone> noidd: Wow. I thought you'd never see these things again
12:56 <noidd> The security people were awesome tho. Thorough, but awesome.
12:57 <noidd> I've never seen so many heavily armed police arrive so quickly in my life 
12:57 <noidd> They kept asking "Where's the other half of this"
12:57 <noidd> I kept saying its at home in the safe, I know that for sure although right about now I want to go home and double check!
12:58 <noidd> I'll never forget it.